33 of the Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls and Women
They’ve always delighted you with their sense of humor, and now it’s time to return the favor. If a loved one’s birthday is coming up and you want to surprise them with just how humorous you can be, you’ll need some funny birthday wishes for girls and women.
Whether you want to make them laugh at the memories you’ve shared together, or use a pun to put a smile on their face, we have all the funny birthday wishes for girls you could ever need — plus some of our favorite greeting cards to pair them with.
How to Find the Perfect Funny Birthday Message
Before you grab any old birthday message and add it to a card, it’s a good idea to figure out what’s likely to work best. Here’s what to think about to help you find the ideal funny birthday wishes for girls in your life.
Consider Your Relationship
First, think about the relationship between you and the recipient. If they’re your best friend forever, you can be as wild as you like with your funny birthday greetings. If it’s a sibling or friend, trust that you both know each other well enough to find a birthday joke that’s funny to them.
When you’re writing to a coworker, unless you’re close with each other, it’s best to stick to some light humor, if you decide to use any at all. The same goes for a more distant relative or a neighbor — stick with what feels right to you.
Take Inspiration From Their Interests
To make your funny happy birthday message extra special, choose a greeting that features an interest of theirs or a topic you know they’ll find interesting.
Choose a meme, pun, or joke that’s centered around their love for cats, dogs, a specific TV show, actor, or whatever is the subject of their latest (or longest) obsession. If you’re not sure where to start, think about what’s trending right now that they’ve spoken to you about.
Joke About Your Previous Birthday Mishaps
Nobody’s perfect, and your previous birthday mishaps can be a great starting place for a funny birthday message. This works great if you’re serially late to birthday parties, or if you always have to send belated birthday wishes.
Play up the fact that you’ve finally managed to send a birthday card their way on time, or that you’ll be early to their birthday celebration instead of an hour late. And if you’re late again this time? Promise you’ll do better on their next birthday with a lighthearted joke.
33 Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls and Women
Looking for some happy birthday wishes that make your recipient laugh? Want to say “happy birthday daughter” or send some 40th birthday wishes? If heartfelt birthday wishes aren’t for you, here’s a selection of the best funny birthday messages for female loved ones:
- I swear it was only just your birthday. Oh well, happy birthday again!
- Your birthday is like Christmas, only there’s no gifts for me.
- Happy bday to the only person wild enough to be a match for me!
- Where’s the birthday cake? Oh, and happy birthday!
- Have the best birthday you possibly can without me.
- I hear today’s a big day. Is it Easter or something?
- Happy birthday Mom. Love, your favorite child.
- It’s a good thing they didn’t have social media when we were growing up. Happy birthday, pal!
- They say you should age like fine wine. Well, you’ve aged, but I’m not sure about the wine!
- Congrats on adding to your gray hair collection, Mom.
- Today is all about the birthday present.
- Sorry the card is late again…I promise I’ll try harder next year. Not!
- Some birthday messages are all about positivity. This isn’t one of them. Happy birthday?
- Wishing a very happy birthday to the only person to still tolerate me. Hbd mom!
- It’s your birthday…I think? Have a great day!
- I spy some new wrinkles… I mean lines of experience! Happy birthday.
- Sending happy birthday vibes to my favorite (only) sister.
- Don’t grow up…it’s a trap!
- Congrats on turning 18 again!
- There’s no birthday present that could replace me. But I can’t make it. So…here’s a card!
- Have a fantastic birthday. Lots of love, the baby sister you’ve always hated.
- It’s the big 4-0! Welcome to old age.
- Have a wonderful birthday party. If there’s cake, I’ll be there!
- How many gray hairs are we at now?
- You’re so old now, you’re retro!
- It won’t be long until we’re planning a retirement party for you. Happy birthday!
- There’s not enough make up in the world to make you look 20 again. I’m sorry!
- Happy birthday, old lady!
- You’re like a fine wine — vintage!
- Hey, good looking! For 50 that is…
- Congrats on not looking too bad considering you had to raise me. Happy birthday, Mom!
- HBD to the best girl in the world…apart from me.
- You have the best choice in cake. I’m so excited it’s your birthday again!
5 Funny Birthday Cards to Pair With Your Well Wishes
With such funny birthday wishes for girls and women, you’ll need a card that’s just as exciting to share them in. Enter our digital cards — perfect for when you want to send best wishes their way, from wherever you (or they) are.
We have plenty of funny birthday cards to choose from, and they’re all customizable. Personalize the card by changing colors and fonts, and then add your funny birthday quote or birthday greetings to finish the look.
If you’re in the US, you can even add a gift card to send a lovely birthday gift their way alongside your funniest birthday message.
Ready to get started? Here are some of our most-loved funny birthday cards.
1. Main Squeeze Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Celebrating your partner’s big birthday? Use this main squeeze card to send plenty of love (and your funny birthday message) her way! We love the bold and bright orange colors, or you can ask our design team to transform them into another color of your choice.
2. It’s Your Birthday! Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
It’s time to celebrate your best friend or sister’s special day! Use this party-themed birthday card as the vehicle for your funniest birthday greetings, and imagine her face as she opens up the envelope.
3. Things Are Bananas Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Use this banana-themed birthday card to deliver your funny birthday wishes for a girl to their intended recipient. The banana illustrations are so cute, and there are a handful of great color options to choose from.
4. Birthday Defined Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Keep it simple with this gradient-effect birthday card. There’s a sweet and fun definition on the front, with room on the reverse for your funny birthday message — or you can ask our design team to customize the note on the front too!
5. Getting Older Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Capture the spirit of your funny birthday greeting with this stylish modern birthday card. We adore the whimsical color combinations and the fun typography — perfect for a best friend, sister, mom, or aunt.
Bring Out a Smile With These Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls and Women
As you can see, there are so many joy-filled and funny birthday wishes for girls to choose from! Use this guide to help you figure out what works for your recipient, then use one of the wording ideas above or use them to inspire you to create your own.
Need the perfect partner for your hilarious joke? Select one of our digital birthday cards to send your funny birthday wishes for girls on their way to your beloved recipient — they’ll love it!
