{"id":7098,"date":"2025-05-26T19:18:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-27T00:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/?p=7098"},"modified":"2025-05-30T05:40:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T10:40:49","slug":"funny-fathers-day-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/funny-fathers-day-cards","title":{"rendered":"30 Funny Father\u2019s Day Card Ideas to Prove You Inherited His Dad Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20363\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/father-and-son-lying-on-a-carpet-while-smiling-at-the-camera.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Father\u2019s Day card ideas: father and son lying on a carpet while smiling at the camera\" width=\"850\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/father-and-son-lying-on-a-carpet-while-smiling-at-the-camera.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/father-and-son-lying-on-a-carpet-while-smiling-at-the-camera-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/father-and-son-lying-on-a-carpet-while-smiling-at-the-camera-768x439.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You may not get all of his <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">dad jokes<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, but you do love and appreciate everything your father has ever done for you. He put up with you through your stubborn teenage years (and your high school romances). He kept his voice at a healthy decibel level when you backed into that mailbox. And he always adapted the \u201cif you don\u2019t laugh, you\u2019ll cry\u201d approach when dealing with your and your siblings\u2019 antics.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your dad is your number one hero and number one troll. In your family, laughter is your love language, and you\u2019re on the hunt for a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Father\u2019s Day card<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to give your dad. After all, you inherited his sense of humor, and you don\u2019t want your snarky one-liners going to waste.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Below, we\u2019re sharing a few <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Father\u2019s Day card ideas<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to send to your dad. Plus, we\u2019re including a few Father\u2019s <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Day<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/greeting-cards\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>greeting cards<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> you can send to your old man.<\/span><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><b>Funny Father\u2019s Day Card Ideas<\/b><b> to Remind Him of His Greatest Gift (You)<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your dad gave you the gift of sharp wit and<\/span> <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepioneerwoman.com\/home-lifestyle\/a35617884\/best-dad-jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">snappy puns<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, but you bless him every single day with your presence (and presents). And you\u2019re not about to let him forget it. If you\u2019re looking for some one-liners to remind your number one dad that you\u2019ll always be his number one gift, try some of these <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/fathers-day-cards\">funny Father\u2019s Day card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ideas:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. Dad, for your Father\u2019s Day present this year, I am gifting you 24 hours without me screaming, \u201cDaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd!!!\u201d I can\u2019t promise my siblings will do the same.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. Dad, I wanted to give you a gift that would make your life easier. So I bought mom a dozen roses, and told the florist to write your name on it. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. I was going to wrap up the perfect <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Father\u2019s Day gift<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, then realized you already have me. So\u2026 you\u2019re welcome.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. My teacher gave us class time to make our dads a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">DIY<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Father\u2019s Day gift<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I didn\u2019t think you\u2019d want another coffee mug, so I sent calendar invites to your Gmail for<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/valentine's-day\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Valentine\u2019s Day<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, Mom\u2019s birthday, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mother\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/fiftieth-anniversary-invitations\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>your anniversary<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. You can thank me later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. Dad, I had the perfect <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gift idea<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for you for Father\u2019s Day. But technically\u2026 you bought it. You know, you\u2019ve always had the greatest taste.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">6. I wanted to give you a great gift you could enjoy year-round. I emailed you links to a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Valentine\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> card,<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/birthday\"><strong>a <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>birthday card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/anniversary-party\"><strong>an <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>anniversary card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I think Mom would love. I know, I\u2019m your favorite child \u2014 you don\u2019t have to remind me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">7. Dad, a wise person once said that it\u2019s not about the gift itself \u2014 it\u2019s the thought that counts. So I want you to know, I\u2019m <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">thinking of you<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> today. Your gift ends there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">8. I know your dream day is to drink a few beers, sleep, and embarrass your kids. Let me tell you, you have that last one covered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">9. You\u2019re one step closer to your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">60th birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. One celebration at a time!<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><b>Funny Card<\/b><b> Ideas That Remind Him That, Yes, You Are Related<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He may try to deny any shared relationship with you, but all of your best quirks came from your dad. And sure, he swore he\u2019d never met you in his life when the principal called your house in high school, but you\u2019ve moved past that. Here are several ways to poke fun at your shared relationship:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">10. Dad, I think you\u2019re pretty fabulous. Thank you for sharing your DNA with me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">11. Dad, I will always be your little girl. And by that, I mean your little financial burden.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">12. Dad, my siblings are not perfect, and that\u2019s ok. I forgive you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">13. Dad, I used to be grateful that I inherited your sense of humor and stunning good looks. Then I realized I got those from Mom. My love of beer and my unparalleled competitive streak are what I got from you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">14. Honestly, my exquisite charm and stunning good looks are scientific evidence that you\u2019re the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">best dad<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">15. Dear Dad, I\u2019m sorry you had to raise my awful siblings. Trust me, I know, they\u2019re the absolute worst.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">16. I hope this Father\u2019s Day is as fun as life was before you had to raise my siblings.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">17. Remember when my university played your alma mater and you pretended to disown me? You didn\u2019t actually cut me out of the will, did you?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">18. I am thoroughly convinced that half my elementary school teachers had no idea I was your son because you repeatedly denied our relationship. May I remind you that all my fine qualities came from you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">19. Dear Dad, I\u2019m sorry that you\u2019re not as fun and cool to be with as <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Grandad<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">20. I may be trouble now, but I foresee it getting worse in the future. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Good luck<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><b>Funny Ways to Let Him Know He\u2019s Still Your #1 Guy<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You and your dad love each other just as much as you love to poke fun at each other. Both of you know it comes from a good place, and you\u2019re always looking for new jokes to throw each other\u2019s way. Here are fun<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/fathers-day-wording\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Father\u2019s Day wording ideas<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">21. I got into an argument today with all my friends about who had the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">best dad<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ever. Since I have two dads, our family gets twice as many awesomeness points. I rest my case.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">22. Behind every <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">great dad<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a great kid. That would be me. Love you, Dad!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">23. They say that the only man a girl can depend on is her dad. I see what you did there \u2014 I always knew you were trying to discourage me from dating.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">24. Happy Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to the world\u2019s best <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">farter<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u2014 excuse me, I mean father.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">25. Happy <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">first Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to the world\u2019s coolest <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">stepdad<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I\u2019m honestly impressed you\u2019ve put up with my mom and siblings for an entire year \u2014 I tip my hat to you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">26. Happy Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to the best father-in-law I could have ever asked for. Honestly, every morning I wake up surprised to be a part of this wild, crazy family.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">27. Happy Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to my number one best bud and the best grandpa anyone could ask for. Don\u2019t tell Dad, but you\u2019re sort of my favorite.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">28. Dad, I just want you to know that I\u2019ve finally forgiven you for not taking me to Disney World as a child. But what about taking me to Hawaii as an adult?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">29. Dad, thank you for everything you\u2019ve ever done for me. Like telling me \u201cyes\u201d when Mom already said \u201cno.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30. Fatherhood<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is tough, and I know that I make it harder than most. Still, you always said you like a challenge! <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><b>Transform a Greenvelope Card Into a <\/b><b>Funny Father\u2019s Day Card<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At Greenvelope, any <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">greeting card<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">template<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> can be easily transformed into a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Father\u2019s Day card<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Once you find a design that reminds you of your dad, you can easily customize the front cover to read \u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Father\u2019s Day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!\u201d Then, on the inside cover, add your chosen, snappy <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pun<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to send to your number one guy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Want to take your<\/span> <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/\">digital card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to the next level? Add a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gift card<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> before you send to give them a sweet thank you gift for their journey in raising you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here are some of our favorites to inspire you.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>1. Cool <\/b><b>Dad Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_20357\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20357\" class=\"wp-image-20357 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cool-Dad-Card-1.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Father\u2019s Day card ideas: Cool Dad Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cool-Dad-Card-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cool-Dad-Card-1-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20357\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let your dad know you love his choice of footwear with this<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/cool-dad\/orange\/father%27s-day\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>hilarious Father\u2019s Day card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Add another joke on the inside, or use it to write something a little sweeter instead.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>2. Whoopie! Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_20362\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20362\" class=\"wp-image-20362 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Whoopie-Card-2.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Father\u2019s Day card ideas: Whoopie! Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Whoopie-Card-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Whoopie-Card-2-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20362\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Take it back in time with a classic whoopee cushion joke with this<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/whoopie!\/black\/father%27s-day\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>silly Father\u2019s Day card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It\u2019s retro, funny, and there\u2019s more than enough space on the equally funny reverse to add your own Father\u2019s Day message.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>3. Reely Cool Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_20360\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20360\" class=\"wp-image-20360 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reely-Cool-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Reely Cool Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reely-Cool-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reely-Cool-Card-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20360\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We have another<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/reely-cool\/brown\/father%27s-day\"><strong>punny<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for you, and this time it\u2019s fishing themed \u2014 perfect for any dad or <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">father figure<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> whose idea of fun is a weekend by the lake. We love the plaid-themed envelope that goes with this one, too!<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>4. Corny <\/b><b>Dad Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_20358\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20358\" class=\"wp-image-20358 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Corny-Dad-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Corny Dad Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Corny-Dad-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Corny-Dad-Card-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20358\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Make fun of all his try-hard jokes with this<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/corny-dad\/blue\/father%27s-day\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>corn-themed Father\u2019s Day card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It\u2019s funny and cute, but with a sweet meaning behind it, too \u2014 ideal for when you still want to let him know how much you care.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>5. The Good Father Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_20361\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20361\" class=\"wp-image-20361 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/The-Good-Father-Card.jpg\" alt=\"The Good Father Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/The-Good-Father-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/The-Good-Father-Card-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20361\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Match your Father\u2019s Day card to his love of cinema with this<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/the-good-father\/red\/father%27s-day\"><strong>movie-inspired <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>greeting card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. This is a lovely way to celebrate his presence in your life and one of his favorite hobbies, all in a playful way.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>6. Ice Pop Fun Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_20359\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20359\" class=\"wp-image-20359 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ice-Pop-Fun-Card-2.jpg\" alt=\"Ice Pop Fun Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ice-Pop-Fun-Card-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ice-Pop-Fun-Card-2-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/ice-pop-fun\/blue\/father%27s-day\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>ice-pop themed card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is more lighthearted than some, which makes it ideal to send from a younger child or if you want to keep the feeling joyful and bright. Pair with your favorite <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pun<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> or joke on the inside, and it\u2019ll be sure to bring out a smile on his face.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><b>Make Him Laugh This Father\u2019s Day<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Remember, you got your sense of humor from him, so he\u2019ll be expecting some quick wit when the third Sunday in June rolls around. Hopefully, the above list gave you a few ideas on what to write your dad for Father\u2019s Day. And with your wording all figured out, use one of our<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/father's-day\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Father\u2019s Day cards<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to send your funny wishes his way.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may not get all of his dad jokes, but you do love and appreciate everything your father has ever done for you. 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