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You may not get all of his dad jokes, but you do love and appreciate everything your father has ever done for you. He put up with you through your stubborn teenage years (and your high school romances). He kept his voice at a healthy decibel level when you backed into that mailbox. And he always adapted the “if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry” approach when dealing with your and your siblings’ antics.<\/span><\/p>\n

Below, we’re sharing our favorite funny Father’s Day cards, along with some inspiration for funny messages that you can include in your<\/span> digital Father’s Day card<\/b><\/a>. Whether he loves puns, sarcasm, or a classic dad joke, there’s a funny Father’s Day card here that’s sure to make your dad smile.<\/span><\/p>\n

At Greenvelope, you can find a collection of<\/span> funny Father’s Day cards<\/b><\/a>. These funny Father’s Day cards range from silly to sweet, so there’s a perfect card for every kind of dad. Here are some of our favorite funny Father’s Day cards to inspire you.<\/span><\/p>\n

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1. Cool <\/b>Dad Card<\/b><\/h3>\n
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Let your dad know you love his choice of footwear with this<\/span> hilarious Father\u2019s Day card<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. Add another joke on the inside, or use it to write something a little sweeter instead.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Whoopie! Card<\/b><\/h3>\n
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Take it back in time with a classic whoopee cushion joke with this<\/span> silly Father\u2019s Day card<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. It\u2019s retro, funny, and there\u2019s more than enough space on the equally funny reverse to add your own Father\u2019s Day message.<\/span><\/p>\n

3. Reely Cool Card<\/b><\/h3>\n
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We have another<\/span> punny<\/strong> card<\/strong><\/span><\/a> for you, and this time it\u2019s fishing themed \u2014 perfect for any dad or <\/span>father figure<\/span> whose idea of fun is a weekend by the lake. We love the plaid-themed envelope that goes with this one, too!<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Corny <\/b>Dad Card<\/b><\/h3>\n
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Make fun of all his try-hard jokes with this<\/span> corn-themed Father\u2019s Day card<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. It\u2019s funny and cute, but with a sweet meaning behind it, too \u2014 ideal for when you still want to let him know how much you care.<\/span><\/p>\n

5. The Good Father Card<\/b><\/h3>\n
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Match your Father\u2019s Day card to his love of cinema with this<\/span> movie-inspired <\/strong>greeting card<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. This is a lovely way to celebrate his presence in your life and one of his favorite hobbies, all in a playful way.<\/span><\/p>\n

6. Ice Pop Fun Card<\/b><\/h3>\n
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This<\/span> ice-pop themed card<\/strong><\/span><\/a> is more lighthearted than some, which makes it ideal to send from a younger child or if you want to keep the feeling joyful and bright. Pair with your favorite <\/span>pun<\/span> or joke on the inside, and it\u2019ll be sure to bring out a smile on his face.<\/span><\/p>\n

Funny Father’s Day Card Ideas to Remind Him of His Greatest Gift (You)<\/b><\/h2>\n

Your dad gave you the gift of sharp wit and<\/span> snappy puns<\/b><\/a>, but you bless him every single day with your presence (and presents). And you’re not about to let him forget it. If you’re looking for one-liners to remind your number one dad that you’ll always be his number one gift, try some of these funny Father’s Day card ideas:<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Dad, for your Father’s Day present this year, I am gifting you 24 hours without me screaming, “Daaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd!!!” I can’t promise my siblings will do the same.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Dad, I wanted to give you a gift that would make your life easier. So I bought mom a dozen roses, and told the florist to write your name on it. Happy Father’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. I was going to wrap up the perfect Father’s Day gift, then realized you already have me. So\u2026 you’re welcome.<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. My teacher gave us class time to make our dads a DIY Father’s Day gift. I didn’t think you’d want another coffee mug, so I sent calendar invites to your Gmail for<\/span> Valentine’s Day<\/b><\/a>, Mom’s birthday, Mother’s Day, and<\/span> your anniversary<\/b><\/a>. You can thank me later.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Dad, I had the perfect gift idea for you for Father’s Day. But technically\u2026 you bought it. You know, you’ve always had the greatest taste.<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. I wanted to give you a great gift you could enjoy year-round. I emailed you links to a Valentine’s Day card,<\/span> a birthday card<\/b><\/a>, and<\/span> an anniversary card<\/b><\/a> I think Mom would love. I know, I’m your favorite child \u2014 you don’t have to remind me.<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Dad, a wise person once said that it’s not about the gift itself \u2014 it’s the thought that counts. So I want you to know, I’m thinking of you today. Your gift ends there.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. I know your dream day is to drink a few beers, sleep, and embarrass your kids. Let me tell you, you have that last one covered.<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. You’re one step closer to your 60th birthday. One celebration at a time!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Funny Card Ideas That Remind Him That, Yes, You Are Related<\/b><\/h2>\n

    He may try to deny any shared relationship with you, but all of your best quirks came from your dad. And sure, he swore he’d never met you in his life when the principal called your house in high school, but you’ve moved past that. Here are several funny Father’s Day card ideas that poke fun at your shared relationship:<\/span><\/p>\n

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    1. Dad, I think you’re pretty fabulous. Thank you for sharing your DNA with me.<\/span><\/li>\n
    2. Dad, I will always be your little girl. And by that, I mean your little financial burden.<\/span><\/li>\n
    3. Dad, my siblings are not perfect, and that’s ok. I forgive you.<\/span><\/li>\n
    4. Dad, I used to be grateful that I inherited your sense of humor and stunning good looks. Then I realized I got those from Mom. My love of beer and my unparalleled competitive streak are what I got from you.<\/span><\/li>\n
    5. Honestly, my exquisite charm and stunning good looks are scientific evidence that you’re the best dad ever.<\/span><\/li>\n
    6. Dear Dad, I’m sorry you had to raise my awful siblings. Trust me, I know, they’re the absolute worst.<\/span><\/li>\n
    7. I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as life was before you had to raise my siblings.<\/span><\/li>\n
    8. Remember when my university played your alma mater and you pretended to disown me? You didn’t actually cut me out of the will, did you?<\/span><\/li>\n
    9. I am thoroughly convinced that half my elementary school teachers had no idea I was your son because you repeatedly denied our relationship. May I remind you that all my fine qualities came from you.<\/span><\/li>\n
    10. Dear Dad, I’m sorry that you’re not as fun and cool to be with as Grandad is.<\/span><\/li>\n
    11. I may be trouble now, but I foresee it getting worse in the future. Good luck!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Funny Ways to Let Him Know He’s Still Your #1 Guy<\/b><\/h2>\n

      You and your dad love each other just as much as you love to poke fun at each other. Both of you know it comes from a good place, and you’re always looking for new jokes to throw each other’s way. These funny Father’s Day card ideas also work beautifully for a stepdad, grandpa, father-in-law, or any father figure who has earned a spot on your list. Here are fun Father’s Day wording ideas:<\/span><\/p>\n

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      1. I got into an argument today with all my friends about who had the best dad ever. Since I have two dads, our family gets twice as many awesomeness points. I rest my case.<\/span><\/li>\n
      2. Behind every great dad is a great kid. That would be me. Love you, Dad!<\/span><\/li>\n
      3. They say that the only man a girl can depend on is her dad. I see what you did there \u2014 I always knew you were trying to discourage me from dating.<\/span><\/li>\n
      4. Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best farter \u2014 excuse me, I mean father.<\/span><\/li>\n
      5. Happy first Father’s Day to the world’s coolest stepdad. I’m honestly impressed you’ve put up with my mom and siblings for an entire year \u2014 I tip my hat to you.<\/span><\/li>\n
      6. Happy Father’s Day to the best father-in-law I could have ever asked for. Honestly, every morning I wake up surprised to be a part of this wild, crazy family.<\/span><\/li>\n
      7. Happy Father’s Day to my number one best bud and the best grandpa anyone could ask for. Don’t tell Dad, but you’re sort of my favorite.<\/span><\/li>\n
      8. Dad, I just want you to know that I’ve finally forgiven you for not taking me to Disney World as a child. But what about taking me to Hawaii as an adult?<\/span><\/li>\n
      9. Dad, thank you for everything you’ve ever done for me. Like telling me “yes” when Mom already said “no.”<\/span><\/li>\n
      10. Fatherhood is tough, and I know that I make it harder than most. Still, you always said you like a challenge! Happy Father’s Day.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        How to Personalize a Funny Father’s Day Card<\/b><\/h2>\n

        The funniest card is the one that feels like it was made just for him. Personalizing a Father’s Day card with inside jokes or playful messages can create a memorable moment that resonates with your dad’s sense of humor. Here’s how to add a personal touch and put a smile on your dad’s face:<\/span><\/p>\n