{"id":14925,"date":"2023-06-14T01:08:05","date_gmt":"2023-06-14T06:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/?p=14925"},"modified":"2023-06-14T01:08:05","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T06:08:05","slug":"happy-birthday-funny-for-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/happy-birthday-funny-for-him","title":{"rendered":"75 Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14927\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/birthday-cards-and-a-pair-of-sunglasses.jpg\" alt=\"Happy birthday funny for him: birthday cards and a pair of sunglasses\" width=\"850\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/birthday-cards-and-a-pair-of-sunglasses.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/birthday-cards-and-a-pair-of-sunglasses-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/birthday-cards-and-a-pair-of-sunglasses-768x563.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Coming up with the perfect <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday greeting<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> isn\u2019t always easy. That\u2019s especially true if you want to write a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny birthday message<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for your partner, a close friend, family member, or colleague. Fortunately, you don\u2019t have to go it alone. We\u2019ve created a list of our favorite <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> funny for him messages that are sure to make him laugh out loud. No more wondering what to say. Let your wit and humor shine through as you wish your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved one<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> a very <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><b>HBD<\/b><b> and LOL: <\/b><b>Happy Birthday<\/b><b> Funny for Him Messages<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14929\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/couple-happily-having-a-toast.jpeg\" alt=\"Happy birthday funny for him: couple happily having a toast\" width=\"850\" height=\"611\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/couple-happily-having-a-toast.jpeg 850w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/couple-happily-having-a-toast-300x216.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/couple-happily-having-a-toast-768x552.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ready to write a funny <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy birthday message<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for him? Incorporate these wording ideas and jokes into your funny message or use them as inspiration to create your own personalized <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday greeting<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Yes, there are 75 messages, so you\u2019re sure to find one that suits the occasion.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to my favorite dinosaur! Have a rawr-ing good year, pal!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Is it really time for your birthday again? I swear it was only last year!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, Dad. With love from your favorite child.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s time to celebrate the oldest person I know. HBD, you old timer!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s time for <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday cake<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, beer, and BBQ. Let\u2019s party!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re not old, you\u2019re perfectly aged. Like a nice, stinky cheese.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let\u2019s get this over with \u2014 happy birthday! There, now we can get back to the usual programming.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Remember that I\u2019m one of only a handful of people who knows your true age. My gift to you is that I\u2019ll keep it a secret.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There\u2019s not enough space on the cake for all the candles! Happiest of birthdays, friend!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say some people get better with age. but I\u2019m not sure that applies here.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your birthday is almost as good as <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Easter <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8230; no chocolate eggs but at least there\u2019s cake!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This year\u2019s biggest birthday surprise? We can all count that high!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He\u2019s handsome, he\u2019s smart &#8230; but enough about me, it\u2019s time to celebrate you!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Celebrating your greatness is really getting old. But I\u2019m here for it. Happy bday, dude!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s your birthday \u2026 I think? Remind me next year.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Looking good, [Name]. Nobody will believe you\u2019re [age]!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to the only person who doesn\u2019t smile at my jokes. I still love you, man.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I can\u2019t believe it\u2019s your birthday again. How many trips around the sun can one person get?!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It must have taken a lifetime to look this good. Happy birthday, [Name]!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They don\u2019t call it a<\/span>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/dirty-thirty-birthday\"><strong>dirty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>30th<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for no reason. I\u2019ve booked us a day out at the muddy obstacle course!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I wanted to share my favorite science joke, but all the good ones argon.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Time to count up all those grey hairs. Don\u2019t worry, I won\u2019t tell. HBD!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re so old you\u2019re retro. Good thing it\u2019s back in style. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, pal!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It looks like you inherited all the aging well genes in the family. Here\u2019s to you!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Don\u2019t grow up &#8230; it\u2019s a mistake!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Getting older is mandatory. Growing up is optional.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">old man<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was gonna get you a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday gift<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, but I decided my presence was more than enough.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re vintage. Know what that means? It\u2019s wine time!!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, buddy! It might be time to snap a new photo for your profile pictures.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Forget birthdays past and birthdays future, today is all about the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday present<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Research shows that people with more birthdays live longer. Congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Age is just a number. Stay true to who you are!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I didn\u2019t even need a Facebook reminder to remember your birthday this year. Go me!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy second <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">18th birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! You look marvelous!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019ll always be my sidekick, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">best friend<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Can\u2019t have anyone being funnier than me!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re at the age where the age-old question will be, is it pronounced <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">GIF or JIF<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, [Name]. I got you a gift card to your local orthopedist.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Forget birthdays, let\u2019s call them level ups!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This will be the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">best birthday card<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> you receive &#8230; ever!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sorry I missed it again. It just creeps up on me every year. Happy <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">belated birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, my love!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some people send <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy birthday wishes<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I send awkward birthday face palms.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You might not be the most special person in the world, but I still hope you have a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">special day<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">bday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, [Name]! May your day be as exciting as all my best jokes.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Remember when 30-year-olds seemed so old? That\u2019s us now!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to the only person on the planet who still collects [collectible].<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s your<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/twenty-first-birthday-decorations\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>21st birthday<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, [Name]. Time to grow up and become an adult. Just kidding!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re only as old as you tell people you are.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Won\u2019t be long until we\u2019re celebrating your <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/sixtieth-birthday-party-ideas\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>60th birthday<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, my friend!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hey, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">good looking<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! You\u2019re officially 45 and fierce!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Time to turn 21 all over again, right?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Good luck<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for surviving another <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday party<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, [Name]! Remember, you\u2019re older now so no more swinging from chandeliers!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some people sail through <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">old age<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, but you appear to have hit an iceberg.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thinking of you<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> at this difficult time. Happy<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/fortieth-birthday-ideas\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>40th birthday<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, [Name].<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Time to gather round the cake and awkwardly sing to you!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You could at least look a little bit excited about turning another year older.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! Where\u2019s the drink?!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m happy to report that once again it is your birthday.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I see you\u2019ve gone for the bald look. Looks great on you!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Time to advance to the next level, [Name]. Happy<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/fiftieth-birthday-party-ideas\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>50th birthday<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019d wish you all the best things in life, but I want them for myself.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It must be tough always being compared to my devilishly <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">good looks<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and sense of humor. Try to have the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">best birthday <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">anyway!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re only as old as you feel!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sorry about the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday present <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8230; there isn\u2019t one.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our Pok\u00e9mon cards would really be worth something now, huh?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We used to lie about being older, now we pretend we\u2019re younger!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! I hope the cake\u2019s as good as last year &#8230; it\u2019s the only reason I show up.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s time to party, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday boy<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! Which at this point in your life means lights out at 10 pm.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wine gets better with age, but I\u2019m not sure wine has ever been your thing.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to my favorite fella!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy birthday, friend. I got you an appointment with a chiropractor. #30thbirthdaygoals<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aren\u2019t you glad social media wasn\u2019t around in our days? You\u2019d be a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">meme<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for sure!\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let\u2019s start blowing up those <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday balloons<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> now. With our lungs, we\u2019ll be ready by next year!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was going to share my favorite <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy birthday meme<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, but I don\u2019t think you\u2019d \u201cget\u201d it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Don\u2019t think of them as <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">wrinkles<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, think of them as lines of experience.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><b>Our Favorite <\/b><b>Funny Birthday Cards for Him<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When it\u2019s time to unleash your best jokes on your favorite guy, choose one of Greenvelope\u2019s <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">greeting cards<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to share your message.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our selection of <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/\"><strong>digital<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> cards<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> are easy to customize so you can work your magic on the layout, fonts, colors, and message. Keep the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ecard<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> as it is or swap out the text for your own fun greeting. Here are a handful of <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy birthday cards<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to get you started.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>Things Are Bananas <\/b><b>Birthday Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14932\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14932\" class=\"wp-image-14932 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Things-Are-Bananas-Card-3.jpg\" alt=\"Happy birthday funny for him: Things Are Bananas Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Things-Are-Bananas-Card-3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Things-Are-Bananas-Card-3-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14932\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Surprise your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved one<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> with this fun<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/things-are-bananas\/pink\/birthday-cards\"><strong>banana-themed <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>birthday card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. With bright colors and whimsical illustrations, it\u2019s the perfect backdrop for your greeting.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>Getting Older <\/b><b>Birthday Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14930\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14930\" class=\"wp-image-14930 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Getting-Older-Card-5.jpg\" alt=\"Getting Older Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Getting-Older-Card-5.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Getting-Older-Card-5-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14930\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Celebrate someone\u2019s ever-increasing age with this funny take on getting older. This<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/getting-older\/green\/birthday-cards\"><strong>modern <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>birthday card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> sets the tone with plenty of space on the reverse to recount an amusing memory or share a message to make them laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>Minimal Sun <\/b><b>Birthday Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14931\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14931\" class=\"wp-image-14931 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Minimal-Sun-Card-1.jpg\" alt=\"Minimal Sun Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Minimal-Sun-Card-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Minimal-Sun-Card-1-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14931\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/minimal-sun\/blue\/birthday-cards\"><strong>minimal <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>birthday card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> can be used for a sweet <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">birthday message<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> or a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny birthday card<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Let him think he\u2019s getting a heartfelt card, then surprise him with your funny greeting on the backside.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>Birthday Defined Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14928\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14928\" class=\"wp-image-14928 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Birthday-Defined-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Birthday Defined Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Birthday-Defined-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Birthday-Defined-Card-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14928\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Set your own rules for what a birthday truly means with this classic<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/birthday-defined\/green\/birthday-cards\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>birthday card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It\u2019s available in plenty of different color options, plus you can customize the definition text too.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>Biiirthday Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14926\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14926\" class=\"wp-image-14926 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Biiirthday-Card-2.jpg\" alt=\"Biiirthday Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Biiirthday-Card-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Biiirthday-Card-2-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14926\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Signature Greenvelope<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep things simple with this<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/biiirthday\/red\/birthday-cards\"><strong>bright and bold <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>birthday card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. There\u2019s no reason for your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved one<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to think anything\u2019s amiss &#8230; until they flip it over and get to experience another one of your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny birthday messages<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><b>Make Him Laugh With These <\/b><b>Funny Birthday Wishes<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You don\u2019t have to come up with all your best jokes yourself. 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