{"id":10507,"date":"2024-10-25T02:08:37","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T07:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/?p=10507"},"modified":"2024-10-29T05:19:23","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T10:19:23","slug":"funny-christmas-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/funny-christmas-cards","title":{"rendered":"From Ho Ho Ho to Ha Ha Ha: 14 Funny Christmas Cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18766\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Peace-Love-Sweatpants-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: Peace, Love, &amp; Sweatpants Card and some candy canes\" width=\"850\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Peace-Love-Sweatpants-Card.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Peace-Love-Sweatpants-Card-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Peace-Love-Sweatpants-Card-768x563.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday season<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is marked by cheerful <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">snowmen<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, dazzling light displays, and delicious aromas wafting from the kitchen. But it\u2019s also the season of <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday cards<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. While you may pick up a pack of generic <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">greeting cards<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to send to acquaintances, it\u2019s fun to send personalized cards to your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved ones<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u2014 especially <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Christmas cards<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> if that\u2019s your style.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Explore some of our best-selling holiday card designs for wishing your friends and family a Merry Christmas with a splash of humor. Plus, get inspiration with our ideas for funny (or punny) phrases to include inside your card<\/span><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><b>14 <\/b><b>Funny Christmas Cards<\/b><b> to Spread <\/b><b>Holiday Cheer<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Each <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday season<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> kicks off with sending cards \u2014 although some of us choose to wait until the last minute to actually get them in the mail. With the large selection of <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>online cards<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> at Greenvelope, it\u2019s easier than ever to find a humorous <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">greeting card<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and send it off in seconds.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">All of our cards are digital, so no need to run to the post office or dig through that drawer for stamps. Just choose a funny card, customize the design and message, enter the recipient\u2019s email address, and hit send. Then you can get back to sipping <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/tastesbetterfromscratch.com\/homemade-eggnog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">homemade eggnog<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> out of your favorite moose mug.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You can upload your own funny Christmas photo or select one of our designs with a fun holiday vibe. Not sure where to start? Here are some of our favorite <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Christmas card designs.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>1. HO HO HO Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18759\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18759\" class=\"wp-image-18759 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/HO-HO-HO-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: HO HO HO Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/HO-HO-HO-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/HO-HO-HO-Card-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18759\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Ann Gardner Creative<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We love to see a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Santa<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> chuckling, and that\u2019s exactly what he\u2019s doing in this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/ho-ho-ho\/red\/christmas-greetings\">charming Christmas card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. The modern illustration style and contemporary colors work together to create a humorous card for all your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved ones<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>2. Figgin\u2019 Good Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18756\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18756\" class=\"wp-image-18756 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Figgin-Good-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: Figgin' Good Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Figgin-Good-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Figgin-Good-Card-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18756\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Bonjour Berry<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Figgy pudding is a festive classic, and it works so well on this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/figgin%27-good\/black\/christmas-greetings\">pun-inspired holiday card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. The only problem is we\u2019re hungry just looking at it!<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>3. Move On Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18763\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18763\" class=\"wp-image-18763 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Move-On-Card-1.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: Move On Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Move-On-Card-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Move-On-Card-1-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18763\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Hudson Meet Rose<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some years, it\u2019s more fun to look forward to the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">new year<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> instead of celebrating the one that\u2019s about to end. <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/move-on\/red\/holiday-greetings\">This photo holiday card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> encapsulates those feelings with a humorous edge. Upload your favorite silly <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">family photo,<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and customize the colors to suit your mood.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>4. Overrated Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18765\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18765\" class=\"wp-image-18765 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Overrated-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: Overrated Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Overrated-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Overrated-Card-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18765\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Laura Bercovich Design<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Have a little one (or a four-legged friend) that\u2019s unlikely to make the nice list this year? Show them off with this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/overrated\/white\/christmas-greetings\">funny photo card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for the holidays, and let everyone know just how challenging (yet adorable) they are.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>5. Too Lit to Quit Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18770\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18770\" class=\"wp-image-18770 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Too-Lit-to-Quit-Card-1.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: Too Lit to Quit Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Too-Lit-to-Quit-Card-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Too-Lit-to-Quit-Card-1-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18770\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Ann Gardner Creative<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Send <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">season\u2019s greetings<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to your best friend with this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/too-lit-to-quit\/red\/holiday-greetings\">trendy Xmas card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It features a brilliant Christmas bulb with gold foil accents, making it perfect for those who shine brightly in your life all year long.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>6. Joy to the Squirrel Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18761\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18761\" class=\"wp-image-18761 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Joy-To-The-Squirrel-Card-1.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Christmas cards: Joy To The Squirrel Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Joy-To-The-Squirrel-Card-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Joy-To-The-Squirrel-Card-1-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18761\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Milk and Marrow<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Celebrate everyone\u2019s favorite holiday creature this year \u2014 the, er, squirrel! We love this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/joy-to-the-squirrel\/creme\/christmas-greetings\">whimsical Christmas card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and think it\u2019s perfect for when you want to share some light festive fun.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>7. Howlidays Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18760\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18760\" class=\"wp-image-18760 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Howlidays-Card-3.jpg\" alt=\"Howlidays Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Howlidays-Card-3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Howlidays-Card-3-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18760\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Jen Montgomery<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What\u2019s cuter than a puppy? One surrounded by Christmas decor! This <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/howlidays\/red\/business-holiday-greetings\">humorous Christmas card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> lets you spread <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday cheer<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to friends and family. Upload your favorite silly pet photo, and wish everyone a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy holiday season<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> from the whole pack.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>8. Meowy Catmas Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18762\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18762\" class=\"wp-image-18762 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meowy-Catmas-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Meowy Catmas Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meowy-Catmas-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meowy-Catmas-Card-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18762\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Kid Collective<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maybe you\u2019re more of a cat person? If so, this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/meowy-catmas\/pink\/christmas-greetings\">funny cat Christmas card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is one of our favorites. The bright background, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">retro<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> colors, and cute illustration combine to make this ideal for all the cat lovers out there.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>9. <\/b><b>Sleigh<\/b><b> All Day Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18768\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18768\" class=\"wp-image-18768 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleigh-All-Day-Card-2.jpg\" alt=\"Sleigh All Day Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleigh-All-Day-Card-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleigh-All-Day-Card-2-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18768\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Milk and Marrow<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/sleigh-all-day\/creme\/business-holiday-greetings\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>sassy and glamorous card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a great way to wish <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy holidays<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">coworkers<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, friends, and family who are always at the top of their game. The delicately scrolled word \u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sleigh<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201d acts as antlers, and the card comes in several color schemes, including maroon and black.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>10. Oh Snap! Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18764\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18764\" class=\"wp-image-18764 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oh-Snap-Card-3.jpg\" alt=\"Oh Snap! Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oh-Snap-Card-3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oh-Snap-Card-3-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18764\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Laura Bercovich Design<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/oh-snap!\/creme\/holiday-greetings\"><strong>playful <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>holiday greeting card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> features a tasty gingerbread cookie and a surprising \u201csnappy\u201d <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pun<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It\u2019s perfect for encapsulating how quickly the year has passed and adds a touch of joy to the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday season<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>11. Tattooed <\/b><b>Santa<\/b><b> Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18769\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18769\" class=\"wp-image-18769 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Tattooed-Santa-Card.jpg\" alt=\"Tattooed Santa Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Tattooed-Santa-Card.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Tattooed-Santa-Card-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18769\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Kenzie Raposo Illustration<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This isn\u2019t your typical <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Santa<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Wish your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved ones<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> the very best flannel season with this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/tattooed-santa\/red\/christmas-greetings\">quirky Santa holiday card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u2014 perfect for all your tattooed family members and friends.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>12. <\/b><b>Santa<\/b><b> on Skis Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18767\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18767\" class=\"wp-image-18767 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Santa-On-Skis-Card-2.jpg\" alt=\"Santa On Skis Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Santa-On-Skis-Card-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Santa-On-Skis-Card-2-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18767\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Cynthia Jacquette Art and Design<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSend it\u201d with this <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/santa-on-skis\/blue\/holiday-greetings\">ski-inspired Merry Christmas card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> featuring <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Santa<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Claus enjoying the great outdoors. It\u2019s great for family members who enjoy a cheerful laugh and love chilly weather.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>13. Gnome Home Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18757\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18757\" class=\"wp-image-18757 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gnome-Home-Card-1.jpg\" alt=\"Gnome Home Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gnome-Home-Card-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Gnome-Home-Card-1-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18757\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Becky Nimoy Stationery<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Celebrate the holidays with this adorable <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/gnome-home\/blue\/christmas-greetings\">gnome-themed card<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. With a gorgeous illustration and fun <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pun<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-tastic theme, it\u2019s perfect for sending out to all your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved ones<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><b>14. Go Nuts Card<\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_18758\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18758\" class=\"wp-image-18758 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Go-Nuts-Card-2.jpg\" alt=\"Go Nuts Card\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Go-Nuts-Card-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Go-Nuts-Card-2-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-18758\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Design: Vivian Yiwing<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This cheerful <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/designs\/cards\/go-nuts\/pink\/holiday-greetings\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>family Christmas card<\/strong><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is great for wishing friends, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">loved ones<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">coworkers<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> a nutty holiday. It has plenty of room on the back to include well wishes or quotes from classic movies like \u201cA Christmas Story\u201d or \u201cThe Grinch.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><b>What to Write Inside a <\/b><b>Funny Christmas Card<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Picking out a Christmas <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">card design<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is only one part of the equation. You also have to figure out whether you want to include sentimental wishes or keep things humorous with funny sayings and quotes from classic holiday movies.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Many people choose to include brief updates on the biggest events over the past year. That might mean including a mention of a wedding or welcoming a new baby (or fur baby) to the family.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For others, it may mean mentioning a big job promotion or a particular trip that was entertaining or memorable. Some may choose to keep things light and simple by including a brief holiday phrase or seasonal wishes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you\u2019re not sure where to start when it comes to sharing a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">funny Xmas<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> message, here are some of our favorite <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenvelope.com\/blog\/christmas-card-ideas\">Christmas card ideas<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a ho ho ho-larious <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday season<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s a Christmas miracle \u2014 we got the whole gang together for a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">photo shoot<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> this year!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">holiday season<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I chose to be a Griswold, not a Grinch. 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